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<Polonious> Hello All,I've got a Millenial Sale!
<`Calista> Dang! And I needed to ask her a ? :P
<Polonious> Free Samples!
`Calista grins "Got something I can ...errr..give to someone else?
<Polonious> Sure,what are you looking for?
<`Calista> HMm...a spray..
<`Calista> ANd make sure it does something interesting too
<Polonious> Who'se it for?
<`Calista> Jaaaaackie
<Polonious> ahhh
<``Jackie> huh? What?
`Calista pokes Pol
<Polonious> ahh,I have just the thing
`Sheeba snickers
`Calista sprays Jackie Liberally with the purfume..and...accidentally getssome on Sheeba too
`Sheeba screams "What kind of perfume was that?!?!"
<Polonious> Some of the best in the universe
<`Sheeba> I can't go home like this!
`Calista spray JAckie some more
<``Jackie> ACK!
`Calista grins..and will let polonius explain the potion
`Sheeba whines "I'll be killed and eaten!!"
``Jackie looks at her new plumage...."COOL!"
<`Sheeba> Are you kidding? I'll have to sleep in one of the prison cells tonight!
`Calista groans
``Jackie laughs "Whoa, this is wierd..."
<Polonious> what?
`Sheeba yanks one of Jackie's feathers out "Cool."
<``Jackie> OW!
`Sheeba coughs
<`Sheeba> What old lady did you steal that from?
`Calista points to Polonius..
<Polonious> Want to buy something?
<`Sheeba> Maybe? What'cha got?
`Sheeba coughs again and begins sprouting feathers, and in several minutes is a white feathered duck with long, black braided hair
`Sheeba giggles
``Jackie tackles Sheeba
`Sheeba tries to claw Jackie, but finds it extreemly hard to do with out claws
`Calista grins "Oh...wait til the guy's see this" ;)
<Polonious> woooo,Catfight!
<Polonious> So,anyone want to buy a potion?
``Jackie whaps Sheeba and gets up, Proudly displaying a handful of Sheeba's feathers
`Sheeba leaps up from the floor in sudden realization " Dragaunus is going to disown me!"
`Calista laughs!
`Sheeba whimpers and slithers over to the couch, depressedly laying down
`Calista is going to feed Sheeba to Dragaunus ;)
``Jackie rolls her eyes and says sarcastically "Oh, darn."
<Polonious> lol
<Polonious> whats wrong Jackie?
``Jackie grins "Nothing!"
<Polonious> want to buy a perfume?
<`Sheeba> Does anyone know a good divorce lawyer, I might need one since I'm a duck now. . .he isn't going to want me. . I *am* worthless. . I may as well kill and eat myself, and I would, if that were possible
``Jackie stops for a second "Is this permanent?"
<Polonious> nope
<`Sheeba> How long will it last?
<Polonious> haven't a clue
`Sheeba whines
``Jackie grins "OK!"
`Calista grins "Hopefully a couple of days"
``Jackie goes to the mirror to check out her beak
<`Sheeba> I miss my tail. . .
<Polonious> look at the bright side,you weigh less now
`Sheeba growls
``Jackie laughs
<Polonious> Free Samples! Anyone want one?
<`Sheeba> Sure. .
Polonious hands Sheeba a perfume bottle
<Polonious> just remeber to tell your friends about me
<`Sheeba> Trust me.
<`Sheeba> I will
``Jackie hides behind Cali "Don't let her near me with that bottle,
k?"
* `Sheeba slides towards Jackie "Wow. . .walking is different with out a tail as a counter balance!"
* `Calista hides behind Polonius
<Polonious> ack!
* Polonious jumps onto the Couch
* Polonious points at Cali,there Sheeba
* `Sheeba sighs and tosses the bottle at Pol "Don't drop it!!"
* `Calista points to Pol "It was HIS potion"
<Polonious> ack!
* Polonious catches it
<Polonious> what do you want me to do now?
* `Calista snatches it away from Pol "Ha!"
* ``Jackie stays away from Cali
* `Sheeba grabs it back "Mine!"
* `Calista heys!
<`Sheeba> Do you suppose Wing would let me crash at the Pond until this stuff wears off?
<`Calista> Maybe..I won't tell him who you are ;)
<Polonious> hell,he may start hitting on you
<`Sheeba> Eeew! Having your beloved's worst enemy of all time making passes at you. . gag!
<``Jackie> HEY!
* ``Jackie stands up to defend Wildwing
<`Sheeba> Peh. .
<`Sheeba> I he were a decent leader, he wouldn't need defended! ;)
<Polonious> lol
<``Jackie> he's not here right now, that's the only reason he might
<Polonious> and anyway he's got the hots for Seli
* ``Jackie smiles
<`Sheeba> And again I stress, If he were a decent leader, he would be here.
<Polonious> give us a nice Quack Sheeba...
* `Sheeba tries to growl, but it comes out sounding more like a cough "Dang the avian vocal cords. . "
<Polonious> lol
* ``Jackie laughs
<`Sheeba> It ain't funny. It kind'a hurt. Anyone got a cough drop?
<`Sheeba> GTG. . BBL
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<Polonious> hey Jackie,wanna buy anything?
<``Jackie> NO
<Polonious> it's a good way to get revenge
<``Jackie> I don't want revenge on anybody....
<Polonious> weird...
<Polonious> anything you do want?
* ``Jackie thinks "A cookie would be nice..."
<Polonious> mmm,I got a cookie,don't know what it does though
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<Polonious> Hello Duke
<Polonious> still no intrest in the youth potion? you sure are looking older
* ``Jackie waves "Look! I'm a DUCK!!!"
<``Jackie> NOOOOO
* `Duke blinks. "What the heck??"
* ``Jackie grins and decides to let Cali explain
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<Polonious> Hey Luc
<``Jackie> uh...twice
<``Jackie> Hi
* `Calista coughs "Well...uhhhm..she's a duck.."
* Lucus grins, "Hi." See Pol then runs, "Ahhhhh!!!"
<Lucus> ;)
<Lucus> What's up?
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<Polonious> hey WW,I have a Millenial sale going on
* Lucus puts a sign that says 'No solicting' on his door then locks it.
* Wildwing laughs!
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<`Duke> <Man, everyone's showing up at once!>
<Lucus> <It's part of our master plan Duke.> ;)
* ``Jackie is enjoying telling everyone she's a duck "And it's CALI'S fault!"
* Wildwing blinks at Jackie, and gasps out... <brb> ;)
* Lucus > Archie flys in to the room and intones, "What's wrong with being a duck? Then again I'm a bot."
<Polonious> Hey Archie,I got a present I need you to deliver
* Lucus > Archie flys over to Pol, "HOw can this unit be of service."
<Polonious> can you spray perfume?
* Lucus > Archie extends a think mechanical arm and hand.
<Polonious> cool,what can't you do?
<Lucus> > Archie intones, "Give you sanity?"
<Polonious> You don't know Sanity,your a robot
* Lucus > Archie intones, "Who is gift for?"
* Lucus > Archie waits there for Pol's reply.
* Wildwing blinks at Jackie, and gasps out, "Jackie?? What the heck happened?!"
* Lucus > Archie goes over and floats next to Jackie, "Identify please."
* `Duke puts on a sweater. "I'm freezing!>
* `Calista hugs Duke to try to keep him warm ;)
* ``Jackie grins "Cali got a perfume from Pol, and sprayed me! Cool, huh?"
* Wildwing shakes his head. "Why did she do that?!"
* ``Jackie says officially to Archie "Jacquelyn Diego Uh, SIR"
<``Jackie> uh.....
* Wildwing gives her a look. "Did you ask her about that??"
* Lucus > Archie intones, "That one is human you are not human."
* ``Jackie grins at Archie "Nope!"
* ``Jackie whispers to Wildwing "I think it's cause I sprayed her and Duke with water yesterday..."
* Wildwing sighs. "She's Jackie, Archie. You know about Polonius's potions. Evidently it changed her race to a Duck."
<Polonious> So want to buy something WW?
* ``Jackie smiles "Don't worry Wildwing, he said it's not permanent"
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* Wildwing glares at Polonius. "I should run you out of here! Your stuff is nothing but trouble!"
<Polonious> Trouble? She's HAPPY!
* ``Jackie grins
* Lucus > Archie intones, "Understood." He then projects a blue beam that goes over Jackie, "New look has been stored in holograpahic database."
* ``Jackie watches Archie "cool...."
* Wildwing holds his head. "Its bad enough that we have to face weirdos from Earth and the Saurians, we have to deal with trouble from other Ducks too!"
* Lucus > Archie intones, "Is something wrong with the temprature, this unit can correct."
* `Calista points out that Wildwing deals with Falcone, and he's married to one of our worst enemies
* Wildwing looks to Archie. "What?? NO... thats just a figure of speech."
Wildwing sighs. "But he isn't living here, helping her out!"
* ``Jackie laughs and chases after Archie "Neat! Come here, i wanna see!"
* Lucus > Archie goes over to Jackie, "How can this unit be of assistance." Archie looks like a 2 foot diameter black ball btw.
* `Duke can't help but grin. "Life is nuts at the Pond as usual, I see."
* `Calista hehs "He USED to live here.."
* Wildwing gives him a look. "*Nuts*?? Try blue ribbon *mixed* nuts!"
* Lucus > Archie intones, "What about Lucerica DeCoy?"
* Lucus > Archie intones, "Now known as Lucky."
* `Duke grins. "Cali, if he was givin' out drugs that messed with us, I have a feelin' that you'd run him outta here on a rail by yerself."
<Polonious> its not Drugs, its perfumes
* `Duke chuckles. "Especially the first time he used one on me. You kinda watch my back with an uzi."
* Lucus > Archie just floats there.
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* Wildwing gives Pol a dim look. "Its *potions*."
* ``Jackie fiddles with Archie
`Calista decides not to tell Wildwing about the Black haired, orange eyed Duck sleeping no the couch ;)
<Polonious> Its not addictive
* Lucus > Archie intones, "What is Jackie trying to do with this unit."
* ``Jackie grins and pops open a side tab, and gazes at the wires inside "Cool...."
* Lucus recloses his hatch, "Jackie is not authorize to look work inside this unit." Archie then flys down and takes Sheeba Duck off to sleep in a nice comfy cell.
<Lucus> <I mean Archie, not me.>
* `Calista heys...>
<`Duke> <Oh boy... I guess we can count on Arch to take out the trash> ;)
<`Calista> <Poor Girl, she never gets to RP>
* `Calista does not think anyone can stand against the might of Duke and Lucus ;p>
* `Calista descends back into coloring>
<Lucus> <Hey as far as Archie knows he's just putting a sleeping duck in a more comfortable place, he didn't lock it.>
* ``Jackie sighs as Archie leaves "Bummer."
* Lucus walks out of his room, with a screwdriver stuck in his right arm, fiddling around with it as he walks by the group, "Oh hello there."
* Wildwing goes up to Jackie. "Well... so, did the change hurt or anything?"
<``Jackie> Nope
* `Duke waves to Lucus. "The original self fixer-upper."
* Lucus hmms and looks around, as he continues to fiddel with the insides of his right arm.
<Polonious> <brb>
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* Lucus walks over to Jackie, "Hello there, nice to meet a new Duck, I'm Lucus."
* Wildwing sighs. "Thats good. Usually things aren't too serious with those potions, but he scares me. His "daughter" evidently came here trying to kill him, "she" used to be his son, but he experimented on him, "she" says, and it evidently still hasn't worn off."
* ``Jackie giggles "Hi Lucus. It's me, Jackie!"
* Wildwing waves to Lucus. "Uhh... showing off your handiwork Lucus?"
* Lucus nods and pulls the screw driver out of his arm then closes the panel, "Hmmm, oh no, it just seems to itch every know and again, must be something in the wiring, or it's that syndrom some have, yea know whre they think the lost limb is still there, but not."
<Wildwing> Oh yeah, phantom limb syndrome. Thats too bad. I hope it clears up.
* Lucus shurgs, and looks at Jackie, "Um let me guess, Pol?"
* ``Jackie nods "Yup!"
* Lucus still remembers that TV.
* Lucus shudders to think what might have happened if he was watching a horror movie.
<``Jackie> TV?
<Lucus> Pol gave me a TV, but it made those that watched think they where the characters in the show, well till it was turned off. We mailed it to Chameleon. He has enough personality problems as is, so it should go unnoticed there.
* ``Jackie laughs!
* Lucus rubs the back of his head, "Who did I go around thinking I was again? Oh yea Data then Spock."
* ``Jackie grins
* Wildwing chuckles. "Life with the Ducks."
<Polonious> Hey,it was a widescreen TV too!
* Lucus looks at WW, "Yea, us some others from puckworld, one that goes around with a chainsaw, that saber welding human, who else do we have lurking around...."
* Wildwing looks dizzy. "Too many..."
* Wildwing sighs. "I need a vacation, or a nice simple straightforward violent hockey game."
* Lucus hmms, "What about that dragon that trys to open a door with a fireball and winds up with his feet sticking out the far wall?"
<Polonious> sounds like the Wizard of Oz
* Wildwing shushes Lucus. ;)
* Lucus shurgs, "Then there's the canine with the ego... what was he again a fox, a wolf?"
<``Jackie> BOTH!
* Wildwing chuckles. "You want me to retire early, don't ya Lucus."
<_BPW_Tallant> wildwing? i thought hockey was an art on puckworld
* Wildwing shrugs. "It is, but we're not on Puckworld. We're on a world where penalties are arbitrarily called and refs manage the game like coaches!"
* ``Jackie feels something on her arm and looks down to see that a few feathers have fallen off
* Wildwing looks to Jackie. "Uhh... is the potion wearing off?"
<_BPW_Tallant> ok, so because you arn't home you are going to abbandon all of the traditions of your world? lovly
* ``Jackie sees more falling off more rapidly "Aw, man..."
<``Jackie> Um....I'll...just...be back...
* Lucus walks back to his room, "Hey it's fine by me, I don't like hockey anyway."
* Wildwing blinks at Tallant. "We don't. WE're the cleanest team that ever played, but at least in an NHL game you know pretty much where you stand, and someone's there to enforce the rules. Usually."
* ``Jackie runs off to her room
<_BPW_Tallant> so you are looking for a violent hockey game so you can be unviolent
* Wildwing sighs. "I'd better check on her in a minute."
* Wildwing looks to the ceiling. "It was *sarcasm*, Tallant."
<Lucus> <decides oh what the heck.>
*** Lucus is now known as `Karnage
* Wildwing shakes his head. "Where are all these people coming from??"
<_BPW_Tallant> you are the leader, sarcasm is not in your job description
* Wildwing sighs. "Someone wake me up when millenium madness is over..."
* `Calista puts Karnage on a leash
* `Karnage lands his tri-wing out side the pond then casually walks in and comes down the elevator.
<`Karnage> I am not to be leashed, I am the feared Air Pirate!
* _BPW_Tallant looks at karnage "ARCHI! INTRUDER!!!!!
* `Duke blinks. "Uhh... ya ain't gonna leave me here to deal with these yahoos, are ya? Stuff always blows up when I'm in charge."
`Duke groans. "I rest my case!"
<`Calista> Zap it! Nail it! Tazer it! Throw it into a cell!
* `Karnage > Archie floats in, "It's just the weird boy."
* Wildwing blinks. "Is that that... *pirate*??"
* ``Jackie comes back in frowning, human, with very pink, very irritated skin
<``Jackie> No fair.
<_BPW_Tallant> <oh no, one of us comes in here and that damn thing is all over us, you wanna play it have it attack you or something i will>
* `Karnage hides behind Jackie.
* `Calista goes to lay down for a while>
<Wildwing> Uhh, Jackie, watch out. Thats some sort of pirate.
* `Karnage grins, "I am a Air Pirate, the prince of plunder, the scourge of the skies!"
* Wildwing gives Karnage a stern look. "You behave, or its a cell. This New Year's has been bad enough!"
<``Jackie> ACK!
* ``Jackie runs over to Wildwing
<_BPW_Tallant> it just started how bad could it be?
* Wildwing stands next to Jackie protectively.
<``Jackie> sheesh, who needs sci-fi TV? I have THIS
*** Polonious is now known as Polonius
* `Karnage grins, "I could have my Iron Vulture blow up another building."
* _BPW_Tallant smiles "and i could have the prowler blow up the vulture your shoice"
* `Karnage goes to retrieve something from WW's room, and comes back with a small camera.
* Wildwing smirks. <The floor is yours, oh jedi>
* Wildwing blinks at Karnage. "What do you have there??"
* `Karnage puts the camera away, "You will see you silly duck like person."
* `Calista would have to disagree Tal "It's the Karange and Duke hour" ;)>
* `Karnage remembers the phots that whent around when he first came on.
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<Polonious> <wb>
<`Karnage> <Hello.>
<`Sheeba> Heh heh heh. . .hi
<`Calista> <OH Sheeba, while you slept, you were thrown into a detention Cel, feel free to escape and wreak havoc with your potion>
<`Sheeba> Okay.
<_BPW_Tallant> <you wanted an rp you got an rp>
<`Karnage> <It's not locked it was done so she would have a more private place to sleep, and not be bothered.>
<_BPW_Tallant> <right>
* `Sheeba teleports to where all the duckies are "OOOOOooo, Calista!!"
* `Karnage grins he is no duck, he is a air pirate.
<_BPW_Tallant> and i am a jedi, you get the point
<`Sheeba> Ooops, duckies and hyoomans, and air pirates
* `Calista hides behind Duke
<_BPW_Tallant> at your service your scaled ness
<`Sheeba> OOOOKAY! duckies, and hyoomans and air pirates and jedi (s) [actually, is it one jedi, many jedi, or one jedi, many jedis?
* `Karnage just sneaks off to the living quarters.
<`Karnage> <Only one>
<_BPW_Tallant> <only one there is =c)>
* `Sheeba sprays the potion at Calista, but misses her and accidentalty sprays Duke
* `Duke blinks, and dives out of the way.
* `Sheeba smirks "Never did get into star wars"
* `Sheeba sprays him again, drenching him in it
* Wildwing aims his pucklauncher at Sheeba. "All right, thats enough!"
* Wildwing shoots her with a couple of bolos.
* `Karnage makes his way in to Cali and Duke's room.
<`Sheeba> Pehh! You have about five minutes before you turn into a Saurian again!
* _BPW_Tallant stops the bolos in mid air,"that is no way to treat a guest"
* Wildwing growls, "And you have 4 minutes to get out the antidote!"
* `Karnage makes hiw wat back to the rec room and looks at the mayhem.
* Wildwing gapes at Tallant. "Are you STUPID?? She's a Saurian!!"
<`Calista> <I have the antidote, but I'm ICLy gonna forget about it>
<Polonious> <lol,where'd you get the antidote from?>
<_BPW_Tallant> and your a duck, no one complains
<`Calista> <Well...if you used the Turning everyont to duck
potion..it's reverse it>
* `Sheeba smirks
* `Duke groans and lets Cali manage the RP.
* `Karnage grins, "And I am the feard Air Pirate Don Karnage!"
<Polonious> <ahh,oh yea>
<`Sheeba> Yea, right.
<`Sheeba> Yea right! I only fear the Master
* `Karnage looks at Sheeba, "As you say lizard type person."
* `Karnage hmmms the master.....>
<_BPW_Tallant> just let here be, how bad can she be
<`Sheeba> Yup. The Master. You know him as Dragaunus
<`Karnage> <In these is OOC>
<_BPW_Tallant> big head, red face, ugly as hell? yeah we know him
* `Karnage waves a hand caually, "What ever."
<`Sheeba> Individuality, Tallant!
* `Karnage takes a walk out of the pond and over to the mall to get some pics developed.
* _BPW_Tallant laughs, yeah he is an individual alright
<Polonious> <anything happen??
<`Karnage> <I just IC lefdt to get some pics developed>
* `Sheeba growls "Beter an individual than a duck ;)